IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU
Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
Dies so beautifully.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire;
The network is down.
--------------------------The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
But endless others exist.
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Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence;
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
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Windows NT crashed.
No one hears your screams.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.--------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Rather than a beep,
Or a rude error message,
These words: file not found.
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Serious error. All
Shortcuts have disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
